Thought diarrhea

Fri, 17 May 2013 16:00:46 -0400

amusealittlemuse: leonsballs: pkmnbreederbrianna: togamijai...

Fri, 17 May 2013 08:00:42 -0400

leonsballs:

pkmnbreederbrianna:

togamijail:

chandra75:

im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:

socially-awkward-supervillian:

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack pray that runs

jesus that is good to know.

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten.

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

Another Fun Fact: Cheetah’s are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetah’s are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Other’s will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll loose their cubs.

So zoo’s with breeding program’s had to figure out how to make Cheetah’s comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying.

So what’d they do?
They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

Thats fucking adorable as hell

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Fri, 17 May 2013 00:46:42 -0400

lulz-time: tastefullyoffensive: Classic Paintings Recreated...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:45:17 -0400

Steve Carell

Angelina Jolie

Keanu Reeves

Leonardo DiCaprio

Taylor Swift

Jim Parsons

Robert Downey, Jr.

Mama June (Honey Boo Boo's Mom)

lulz-time:

tastefullyoffensive:

Classic Paintings Recreated Using Modern Celebrities

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artandinspiration: My Windows Ache “so I wait for you like a...

Fri, 17 May 2013 00:43:29 -0400

artandinspiration:

My Windows Ache

“so I wait for you like a lonely house
till you will see me again and live in me.
Till then my windows ache.”
- Pablo Neruda, 100 Love Sonnets

the-absolute-best-gifs: This post has been featured on a...

Thu, 16 May 2013 16:00:37 -0400

the-absolute-best-gifs:

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Hmm…

Thu, 16 May 2013 13:10:00 -0400

Hmm…

life: In LIFE’s own words: The idea behind the Women’s Army...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:32:17 -0400

life:

In LIFE’s own words:

The idea behind the Women’s Army Auxiliary Corps is simply this: Women can do some of the jobs that men are doing in the Army. By taking over these jobs, they can release men for active or combat duty. For instance, if too many service troops are ordered away from a post, the post commander will send in a call for some WAACs. Pretty soon a WAAC contingent — probably a company — will descend on him and then disperse about the camp to do clerical work, mess work, light transportation work, mechanics work or any kind of work which women can do as well as men.

Here, we look back at America’s first women soldiers.

(Marie Hansen—Time & Life Pictures/Getty Images)

Laboratory Equipment: Three Billion-Year-Old Water Holds Clues to Life

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:29:54 -0400

Laboratory Equipment: Three Billion-Year-Old Water Holds Clues to Life :

laboratoryequipment:

A UK-Canadian team of scientists has discovered ancient pockets of water, which have been isolated deep underground for billions of years and contain abundant chemicals known to support life. This water could be some of the oldest on the planet and may even contain life. Not just that, but the…

tumblingsheep: Me catching the bus every day Damn..he...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:53:06 -0400

tumblingsheep:

Me catching the bus every day

Damn..he didn’t put the breaks on time.

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Thu, 16 May 2013 09:04:07 -0400

dungeonsanddamsels: ktjjj submitted: once i had a breakdown...

Thu, 16 May 2013 09:02:39 -0400

dungeonsanddamsels:

ktjjj submitted:

once i had a breakdown and cried into my pillow and this happened and i feel like this is an accurate representation of my current mental state

When you're trying to study for finals:

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:58:14 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

Expectations:

Reality:

“Study mode”

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:43:02 -0400

“Study mode”

eatsleepdraw: Off! @ Club DeVille 3.17.12 - #SXSW from my...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:41:02 -0400

eatsleepdraw:

Off! @ Club DeVille 3.17.12 - #SXSW from my Austin drawing Tumblr - http://amidrawstx.tumblr.com

Sad, but may be true. My mom (who’s a teacher) rants all...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:40:41 -0400

Sad, but may be true. My mom (who’s a teacher) rants all about how her students merely passed to the junior and senior year and not really retain subject matter — just testing strategies.

israelfacts: A Health Ministry inspector poured bleach over...

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:35:04 -0400

israelfacts:

A Health Ministry inspector poured bleach over pots full of food in a Sudanese restaurant in Tel Aviv Sunday night.

The inspector, from the ministry’s district office for Tel Aviv, was participating in a raid by police and municipal inspectors on illegal businesses owned by African migrants. Altogether, the raid shut down 10 businesses in the city’s Neveh Sha’anan neighborhood, confiscating their equipment and welding the doors shut. The equipment was then loaded onto vans by other African migrants who had been hired as contract workers.

Many diners saw the inspector pouring bleach on the food, and one, asylum-seeker Aladin Abaker from Sudan’s Darfur region, posted photos of the incident on his Facebook page. He also described his feelings of humiliation.

“Everyone − except the destroyers − was in tears from the humiliation,” he wrote. “The waitress told us, ‘I’ve seen very harsh things in my life, like torture in Sinai, but this humiliated me more than what happened to me in Sinai.”

Abaker accused the inspector of “insensitivity to people and their culture, which sees food as a sacred thing that must be respected,” and said the raid was aimed at “embittering our lives so we’ll return to Africa ‘voluntarily.’”

Altogether, he said, more than 200 kilograms of meat, chicken and fish and over 500 prepared meals were destroyed.

The inspectors said they didn’t know where the meat came from and therefore feared for the diners’ health, Abaker wrote. “We told them: But this is the only place we’ve eaten all our meals for four years now, and none of us ever had stomach problems. Even whites eat here.”

The Health Ministry responded that inspectors had discovered “deplorable sanitary conditions, food stored under unsuitable conditions and temperatures, and food from unknown sources. In order to preserve the public’s health and that of the diners themselves, it was decided to destroy the food immediately. As part of the process of destroying the food, chemicals suitable to this purpose are used. It should be noted that this was a routine process of food destruction that is no different from other destructions of food/meat.”

Tel Aviv’s deputy city manager, Ruby Zelof, said the raids were carried out “to eradicate the undesirable phenomenon of businesses operating illegally, with sanitation and safety problems and illegal connections to electricity and water, and sales of alcoholic beverages without permits.”

Haaretz | Photo credit: Aladin Abaker

Israel is deporting Africans and also planning to put tens of thousands into detention camps.

Knesset Member Miri Regev — a member of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Likud Party — called the refugees “a cancer in our body” and Danny Danon — also a Likud Knesset Member — wrote on his Facebook page referring to the Africans as “infiltrators”. Interior Minister Eli Yishai said the African asylum seekers threaten “the Zionist dream,” adding, “Jobs will root them here.”

See also:

Why is the birth rate in Israel’s Ethiopian community declining? Ethiopian women who immigrated to Israel were coaxed into agreeing to injections of long-acting birth control drugs, or told they would not be allowed into the country

Israeli woman has her photo taken with Africans, titles the Facebook album: “Late night tour of the Tel Aviv Safari”, captions the photo: “There are no signs forbidding taking pictures with the animals. There were no signs that forbid feeding, but we passed on that.”

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Thu, 16 May 2013 08:26:30 -0400

rockinnewsiegal18: krapcaasi: FAH MULAN perfection

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:26:12 -0400

rockinnewsiegal18:

krapcaasi:

FAH MULAN

perfection

aww

Thu, 16 May 2013 08:23:10 -0400

aww